Xanadu Professional Couples Counseling
Xanadu Professional Couples Counseling (sic) is an agency that helps professional couples with their marital difficulties. They use their data-gathering infrasystem and interpersonal relationary management skills to create personalised treatment programs. They charge $400 nonrefundable consultation fees, which they say "may be a reimbursable expense".
Xanadu warns that "marital strain can affect job performance, which in turn can knock you write off the fast track at the office - so your marriage is worth saving!".
Their questionnaire shows they deal with couples in severe difficulty: answers for the question "our children say we:" include "aren't fooling anyone", one on the frequency of sexual relations includes "once a year" and "define sexual relations", and one on the last time your spouse said they loved you includes "over the Internet" and "during the Bush Administration".